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The Extinction of Programmers?
Hans-Eric's The Extinction of Programmers revived the programmer's folklore:
Dev: I need a database!
PC: Here it is.
... 3 days passed ...
Dev: BUT I WANT IT TO BE WORKING!!!
PC: ???
2007-10-28
Apple: We can speak about the weather :-)
One would have two guys on stage: Apple and Linux/Unix.
Linux: Hi Apple!
Apple: Hi Linux!
Linux: Nice day isn't it?
Apple: Can't tell, I am under NDA.
Linux: But you can see the Sun is shining.
Apple: Shht. That's a secret. I have been told not to speak about this.
Linux: Talk about the weather?
Apple: Weather? What weather?
Linux, pointing to the sky, with a puzzled look...
Apple: You know Linux, why don't you sign this paper and we'll be able to talk about this.
Linux: (reads the paper) I commit not to speak about open things, and do everything in secret?
Apple: then you'll be part of our club.
Linux: And what advantage do I get?
Apple: Things are easier inside this club!
Linux: How?
Apple: We can speak about the weather :-)
Taken from this message. Thanks Henry.
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